My Mom Kicks Ass

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She's 55 years old. She's a grandmother of two. She's also a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, and can snap a man's neck in less than 4 seconds. She's my mom, and she kicks ass. This documentary seeks to understand just how one small Mexican woman can kick planet-sized amounts of ass. Her nunchuk skills will dazzle you, her spaghetti will razzle you, and her hugs will fill your heart with love. And then she'll kick your heart's ass. Heed the warning, fair children, because if you watch this and still don't think my mom kicks ass, you may end up with a face full of foot, courtesy of one bad mother. WAH!

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  1. by Jensen — @ 09:03:30

    hahahaha nice video ben stiller (I saw zoolander at the end of the video xD ), is a great way to show how much you love your mom, she is an inspiration, and she does kick ass!!!

  2. by Dar — @ 09:26:29

    niggers is a bad word. niggers is a reallly bad word

  3. by Shifra — @ 09:49:28

    his mome rules. your just jealous cause your mom beat you and kept you in the basement

  4. by EDMUND — @ 10:12:27

    Your mom sucks dick. and your a comfused retard

  5. by UMIT — @ 10:35:26

    Awsome!

  6. by Jolleen — @ 10:58:25

    maybe ur mom can kick everyones ass but can she kick her ass ?

  7. by Cadhla — @ 11:21:24

    kick ass...mom

  8. by LINETTE — @ 11:44:23

    rosso===???

  9. by Kitty — @ 12:07:22

    Goddamnit i was drunken youtubing and i got here. i think i just died laughing. our mom just kicked my ass man. but seriously. i am in a hard troubled spot in my life, what an inspiration...oddly. lol. keep on keeping on.

  10. by Haddon — @ 12:30:21

    HOT AND SEXY angel ALL READY FOR U! FASTSEXFINDER . COM

  11. by AHLAM — @ 12:53:20

    Now she has the skill to defend her scrawny son!

  12. by Dell — @ 13:16:19

    I am very hot and online now... _FASTLOVERFUN -DOT- COM_

  13. by Jocelyn — @ 13:39:18

    thats awsome

  14. by Scirwode — @ 14:02:17

    WHO taught this guy thro a mom in to a mothers fight bandana karate to q doe

  15. by CALA — @ 14:25:16

    Great video for MOMS everywhere. I love the cheesy 80's style glam rock/ hair metal piece at the end.

  16. by Rush — @ 14:48:15

    Good Video! Your mom kicks ass!

  17. by Korbyn — @ 15:11:14

    your house looks like my aunts!

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  19. by Shawna — @ 15:57:12

    LET ME SEDUCE YOU FASTLOVERFUN (.COM)

  20. by Genisia — @ 16:20:11

    No restrictions, no limits, no kidding! fastloverfun (dot) com

  21. by MIKA'IL — @ 16:43:10

    Slide your tongue from my neck to my shoulders FASTLOVERFUN(DOT)(COM)

  22. by Batula — @ 17:06:09

    I know you wanna grab my sexy ass! fastloverfun (dot) com

  23. by Jeannelle — @ 17:29:08

    Wow,that was awesome!My mom is Mexican too.But she kicks ass in a different way...lol.Just think of the use someone would guive a belt when they're angry!Oh well...da gracias a Dios que tienes una hermosa madre!

  24. by Avrill — @ 17:52:07

    John Anthony Moroso, You must be proud of your Mom. That is so cool that you have made a video about her. I am a Master in GoJu Ryu and your Mom is a fantastic Martial Artist. I wish you and yours well. Tell your Mom to Keep punching, Osu!! Kevin Fookes Renshi

  25. by Unwin — @ 18:15:06

    HAHA great!

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